Wednesday, March 14

.: Delusions of Adequacy

An American flag with President Obama's image in place of the stars flew over a Florida county's Democrat headquarters long enough to enrage local veterans who called the altered banner "a disgrace."

When Insults Had Class

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
 "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli,
"whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

Great Logos

Notice the hidden Hershey's Kiss in their logo? Between the K and I...
And the arrow between the E and the x...
The smiling face is also the ‘G’ in Goodwill.


What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Tragically, Princess Diana’s death.

Question:
Why?

Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,

followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers…

1 comment:

Bella said...

that about sums it up...